You Get Fabulous Decks for $15 (plus shipping)
Now Watch The Ball
A dog sits down at a roulette table and pushes his life savings in chips to the center.
“Put it all on grey.”
We’ve put our surplus in our dog Lucky’s paws and he says clear the shelves for the new stuffs. Lucky’s in charge and he’s pumping out our Surplus from the collection and from the shelves. I have a good feeling this one’s going to be burned through really quickly….
Please note: due to a heavy influx of orders during this event, there may be a slightly extended lead time before your order is shipped.
About the Sale
The Roulette Wheel is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items are honored, it’s all down to what the random number generator says…
In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and some one-offs from our warehouse.
Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns are not accepted on Roulette orders.
TICKET ORDERS WILL BE OPEN FOR 10 DAYS OR UNTIL ALL TICKETS ARE SOLD – WHICHEVER COMES FIRST. WE WILL SPIN THE WHEEL WHEN THE LAST TICKET IS SOLD OR WHEN THE 10TH DAY STRIKES. SPINS WILL BE DONE IN THE ORDER IN WHICH WE RECEIVE THEM… SO HURRY.
Unless stated otherwise Roulette items are new and sealed decks or in new condition… if it’s not a deck o’ cards.
The Roulette Process
Below you will find the table of available items on the Roulette Wheel, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Roulette items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.
Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Tickets/Spins. The formula for this is:
1 – ( 1 – % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)
If item A has a 20% chance per Ticket/Spin, and you purchase three Tickets, here’s how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:
1 – (1 – 0.20)^3 = 0.488
In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%
Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as “0.20” not “20.”
You may need to flip to landscape on a smartphone to view the table below.
May RNGesus bless you!